Heath, OH - With a crazed look in her eyes and but four horribly stained and staggered teeth in her mouth, a local cocktail waitress blamed her lack of children on “Ovarian” flu late last evening instead of the actual culprits, ugliness and retardation. "I don’t have kids," Deana Barrett announced to Table 6 apropos of nothing. "It ain’t for lack of tryin’ though neither," she added with a playful poke in the ribs to horrified bar patron, Andrew Spitler. "That Ovarian flu is a real pisser!"
After a quick smoke out back, Barrett returned to Table 6 with drinks, a playful wink, and a receipt that included her name and phone number.
