“I’m making room for my 2009 fall collection, which is a little late in coming because, well, no hands.” Frank said, eyeballing the grotesque stumps protruding from either side of his body.
“It’s been tough. Especially working the cash register.” Frank said. “I know just what that unarmed robber was going through last week when the teller tried to hand him the money … Sometimes you forget you don’t have hands until you actually try to do something—like rob a bank or take a piss.”
Good news. The 95% off sale will continue until all of Frank’s creations are sold, including pieces entitled ‘Ball,’ (pictured) ‘Blob,’ ‘Flat’ and ‘Snake.’