Wednesday, May 10

50’s pin-up icon regrets wardrobe choice.

Heath, OH — In a rare, taped interview uncovered in a Heath tape storage facility, 50’s pinup queen Bettie Page voices her dislike of a particular photo she felt made her look like “The Moron Cat From Planet Whore.”

“I arrive at the shoot with the sluttiest bondage gear available on the planet and the idiot wardrobe assistant talks the photographer into that shit.”

As the tape continues, Page reacts to a copy of the photo by saying. “Oh, God…see, I tried to sex it up with some weird hand thing and a little pout, but it wasn’t happening.”