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Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?
Good question. Heath is located east of Columbus, Ohio. With a population of over 10,000 inhabitants, Heath is a bustling community with roads, houses, some stop lights, a few drug dealers, and a small band of feral malcontents.

In addition to being home to America's Least Reliable News Source, the fair town of Heath is also the home of the Indian Mound Mall, a Denny's, and several nice people.

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  • Area man doesn’t want son hanging around with those “macular degenerates.”
    Heath, OH - Charles Ewing, 55, wonders why his son can’t just be like a normal person and hang out with people his own age. “He spends ha...
  • Man calls in sick to doctor's appointment.
    HEATH, OH — Joseph Bloom, 59 of nearby Buckeye Lake, has called in sick to cancel an appointment with his general practitioner, Dr. Arthur G...
  • Father-in-Law's hearing problem jeopardizes new matrimony.
    HILLIARD, Ohio — A hearing problem is ending the extended honeymoon for newlywed Hilliard resident Keith Hill. Hill's live-in father-in-...
  • Crippled co-worker sipping and puffing around like he owns the place.
    Columbus, OH - An area mailroom clerk who lost the use of his limbs in a horrific automobile accident and later received a sympathy promoti...
  • The five most surprising new changes to the Star Wars saga.
    George Lucas's epic Star Wars saga is again the attention of the entertainment world. Lucas, constantly tinkering with film content an...
  • The Tubes had more than one single, thank you very much.
    SUBJECT:   Expanded Discographies of near-forgotten 1970s/1980s New Wave Bands. COMMONTATOR:  Wee Faybill, NOT the former lead singer of ...
  • Man creates six-meat alternative to Turducken.
    Heath, OH — Working feverishly to have a patent by Thanksgiving, a local meat enthusiast is determined to give America a viable alternative...

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