Hello, caller! Please don't confuse me for that 80 year-old hot mess on CNN still bangin' hot broads with his wallet. I’m just a computer … did you see old Harry Potter-looking guy introduce my cousin, the iPad? Sounds like one of Shawn’s feminine lady hygiene-type products to me. No wings though ... Speaking of, is there anything better than Asian Zing sauce? Technically, I don’t have wings, but I do have high cholesterol. Garlique! Welch’s Grape Juice! Also delicious! The real Larry King and I have lots in common. For one, very little memory … What was I saying? Anyway, I’m pulling for the Saints in the Super Bowl. I can’t believe that little Archie Manning is playing for the Colts now ... Where have I been? That Barack Obama sure is a colorful guy. And by that I mean, black. Or half-black. Whatever he is. Okay, folks, time to put me to sleep. Until next time ... this is the Larry King 3000. 
Thursday, January 28
Hello, caller! Please don't confuse me for that 80 year-old hot mess on CNN still bangin' hot broads with his wallet. I’m just a computer … did you see old Harry Potter-looking guy introduce my cousin, the iPad? Sounds like one of Shawn’s feminine lady hygiene-type products to me. No wings though ... Speaking of, is there anything better than Asian Zing sauce? Technically, I don’t have wings, but I do have high cholesterol. Garlique! Welch’s Grape Juice! Also delicious! The real Larry King and I have lots in common. For one, very little memory … What was I saying? Anyway, I’m pulling for the Saints in the Super Bowl. I can’t believe that little Archie Manning is playing for the Colts now ... Where have I been? That Barack Obama sure is a colorful guy. And by that I mean, black. Or half-black. Whatever he is. Okay, folks, time to put me to sleep. Until next time ... this is the Larry King 3000. 