“I got a quarter of a lung now and he’s complaining?” Frank said between labored breaths. “This is bullshit.”

“It’s just not fair.” Andrew said through tears. “Why couldn’t they give him the larger lobe of the liver and leave me the cock?”
“I thought we went over all this before the surgery.” Chief of Surgery Dr. Kyle Ostrander said. “The ‘cock,’ as Andrew calls it, was left up for grabs until I could get in there and examine the vasculature. Frank had the main vein. He gets the penis. It was that simple.”
The separation anxiety the brothers are experiencing is said to be normal. Both have agreed to counseling.