Pancreatic cancer killed North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il in December 2011. Chavez is the latest autocratic world leader to suffer justice at the hands of the incurable disease.
Chavez's body will be interred at Nuestra Señora de Pendejos Cemetery. After that, time will take its toll on his remains, slowly churning them into a horrendous stew of rotting flesh and putrid chemicals.
After about 1.4 million years, analysts predict what's left of Chavez's organic materials with sell for roughly $38590231491190258993855439580435843.999 per gallon at your local intergalactic Citgo.