VAN NUYS, CA — A porn star's attempt at the record books has left him permanently stiff.
Production on "Dwayng 'The Cock' Johnson's Grand Slam" has been halted after the actor collapsed and died during filming on Tuesday.
Johnson's bid to have sexual intercourse with 1,000 women at once ended with life's ultimate money shot. Known in industry circles for his remarkable stamina, Johnson sought to break the record of the 919 sexual partners in one day, which was set in 2004 by female pornstar Lisa Sparxx.
"Dude was fillin' holes, then all of a sudden, around 997, he just dropped like a rock." said the film's key grip, Beau Williams.
Sexy paramedics tried desperately to revive Johnson via mouth-to-mouth-to-ass-and-other-body-part resuscitation before transporting him to a nondescript office complex doubling as the county hospital.
"Not even a quintuplet of hot nurses could save him." lamented producer Dustin Credible. "Dr. Ivan Tolikurbottam even used his patented anal probe, to no avail. Such a huge ... girthy loss."
Colleague Lexi Glass fondly reminisced about her first screen pairing with the fallen gigolo. "It was two days ago on the set of Outside In. Feels like at least a week. He gave me a facial, but he was thoughtful enough not to jizz right in my eyes."
Johnson appeared in 2,129 pornographic films in his illustrious three-year career. His more notable titles include The Chronicles of Pornia: The Voyeurage of Dawn Spreading, How to Drain Your Dragon, Black Cock Down and Dirty, and the semenal favorite My Own Private Wide-Ass Ho.
An autopsy report is expected within the next few days. Post production on 32 of Johnson's latest films should be finished by then as well.
