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Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?
Good question. Heath is located east of Columbus, Ohio. With a population of over 10,000 inhabitants, Heath is a bustling community with roads, houses, some stop lights, a few drug dealers, and a small band of feral malcontents.

In addition to being home to America's Least Reliable News Source, the fair town of Heath is also the home of the Indian Mound Mall, a Denny's, and several nice people.

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    HEATH, OH — Joseph Bloom, 59 of nearby Buckeye Lake, has called in sick to cancel an appointment with his general practitioner, Dr. Arthur G...
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    Columbus, OH — According to German Village resident Tony Knapp, he’s the Andrew Carnegie of love. Carnegie, one of history’s most renowne...
  • Area man holds closer tiny dancer.
    Columbus, OH - On Friday afternoon, local construction worker Emilio Sanchez took his usual stage-side seat at The Dollhouse, Ohio’s Premie...
  • Activists petition to change name of George Washington Carver
    ST. LOUIS, MO — A newly-formed activist group, Black Names Matter, has circulated a petition at Change.org to change the name of pioneering ...
  • Sex definition not yet worthy of hipster lexicon.
    Heath, OH — A local man is irritated that his sexual definition hasn’t made it into the national subversive sexual acts glossary. “Ask anyo...
  • Area homeless man laments cardboard’s inability to provide nourishment.
    Canal Winchester, OH - Jamaal Washington wishes cardboard could offer more than just shelter or signage. He wishes it could provide sustena...

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