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Women still refuse to believe they will fit in picture.

EVERYWHERE, WORLD – An impromptu photo session of old college friends after dinner revealed that women on the edges of the as...

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?
Good question. Heath is located east of Columbus, Ohio. With a population of over 10,000 inhabitants, Heath is a bustling community with roads, houses, some stop lights, a few drug dealers, and a small band of feral malcontents.

In addition to being home to America's Least Reliable News Source, the fair town of Heath is also the home of the Indian Mound Mall, a Denny's, and several nice people.

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    Heath, OH - Charles Ewing, 55, wonders why his son can’t just be like a normal person and hang out with people his own age. “He spends ha...
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    LEWIS CENTER, OHIO — A local author set out to show others how unsuccessful they could be in life if they just followed a few simple rules....
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    Hey’all, longtime NASCAR driver Kyle Petty here. I’m here to talk about this Covid-19 lockdown business. I don’t know if you’ve ever been...
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  • Midget Avenue becomes Little Person Way.
    WARWICK, RHODE ISLAND  – A small crowd gathered yesterday in a little Rhode Island town to raise a new street sign at the corner of Midget A...
  • The Tubes had more than one single, thank you very much.
    SUBJECT:   Expanded Discographies of near-forgotten 1970s/1980s New Wave Bands. COMMONTATOR:  Wee Faybill, NOT the former lead singer of ...

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