Van Nuys, CA - While shooting a complicated three-way this morning, Van Nuys porn harlot and former Heath resident, Kelly "Bad to the Bone" Stone, spent an inordinate amount of time at the north "pole" and not near enough time down south, if you catch our drift. "I can’t work under these conditions!" Stone shouted at the director, take after God-forsaken take. "Do you have to keep the camera positioned right there under my ass? It makes it hard for to turn around! ... Jesus!"
"It’s his fault," the director shot back, pointing a stinky finger at the far-too-old and far-too-proud owner of the ginormous south “pole" playing the varsity quarterback. "He needs to grab his balls, perform an end-around and get his ass in there!"
