Reached for comment shortly after enduring a four-hour procedure to remove a cancerous testicle, Simmons said he was looking forward to getting back to putting his resume and portfolio together for a series of supposed forthcoming job interviews.“I’m this close to landing a job.” Simmons insisted — despite the fact no one within a 50 sq-mile radius is hiring, and the sole job up for grabs on the outskirts of sq-mile 51 is for that of part-time service station attendant.
If being sued by the federal government for back taxes and having your wife walk out on you is “fine,” we certainly wish Simmons “well.”
