
“Was it actual shit?” He wonders. “Because that’s what it tastes like. Shit.”
What he obviously doesn’t understand is that many different ingredients can be combined to make a Smoothie that tastes like shit, including the makings of the smoothie in question:
– Whey protein
– Creamed corn
– Banana
– Spinach
– Omega-3 fish oil
– Wheat germ
– Carrots
– Soymilk
– Blueberries
– Oatmeal
– Ice
Next time, we suggest you just take a shit right there in the blender and puree it with ice so you can say, “Yes. It’s shit. And you’ve got a bit of it on your nose.”