Thursday, April 8

New Italian eatery opens its ‘fucking awesome’ doors.

Heath, OH — Heath’s newest dining option, Braggadocio’s, opened for business last week on East Locust Street in the downtown area. 

It’s not a stretch to say owner Augie DelFratte is proud of his latest culinary excursion.

“You’re going to want make love to this menu.” DelFratte boasted. “Any other food you eat — is shit. Braggadocio’s is the most amazing fucking awesome eating place ever. And you can quote me on that.”

The only thing that seemed to elude DelFratte more than his lack of reverence for the English language, was any infinitesimal shred of humility.
 

As your reporter feigned interest, DelFratte prattled on and on about monster serving sizes, a wine list that would “make you want fuck the bottles clean” and marinara sauce that “treats your mouth like a flavor whore.”

Braggadocio’s is open for lunch, dinner and can host group parties of 10 or more in it’s “holy shit that’s an incredible” banquet room.

If you do go, you’ll have to try the veal … it’s “unfuckingbelievable.”