Los Angeles, CA - Clearly detectable seismic activity was felt above the grave of John Wooden yesterday, just moment after the University of Connecticut Lady Huskies put the finishing touches on their 89th consecutive victory, surpassing the Wizard of Westwood’s famed UCLA Bruins team’s 88-game streak. “Good gracious sakes alive!” Wooden said when reached via Ouija Board in the great beyond.
There’s been much debate in the national news related to comparing the accomplishments of men and women. Wooden’s grandson Greg said the elder, dead Wooden would have been “absolutely thrilled” by the accomplishment. “He really liked the way they passed the ball.”
“Bullshit.” Wooden spelled out, before presumably turning over and going back to sleep forever.
