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Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?
Good question. Heath is located east of Columbus, Ohio. With a population of over 10,000 inhabitants, Heath is a bustling community with roads, houses, some stop lights, a few drug dealers, and a small band of feral malcontents.

In addition to being home to America's Least Reliable News Source, the fair town of Heath is also the home of the Indian Mound Mall, a Denny's, and several nice people.

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  • Man calls in sick to doctor's appointment.
    HEATH, OH — Joseph Bloom, 59 of nearby Buckeye Lake, has called in sick to cancel an appointment with his general practitioner, Dr. Arthur G...
  • Crippled co-worker sipping and puffing around like he owns the place.
    Columbus, OH - An area mailroom clerk who lost the use of his limbs in a horrific automobile accident and later received a sympathy promoti...
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    Hey’all, longtime NASCAR driver Kyle Petty here. I’m here to talk about this Covid-19 lockdown business. I don’t know if you’ve ever been...
  • What has Karl Malone been up to these days?
    By Karl Malone, Guest Commentator You may ask yourself, why would Karl Malone write a Karl Malone editorial in a small-town, two-bit online ...
  • Area business “going out of business.” Again.
    Westerville, OH - Andrews Jewelers is closing. Again. This time, it’ll shutter its doors for good on Friday, August 28. You guessed it. Eve...
  • Area man holds closer tiny dancer.
    Columbus, OH - On Friday afternoon, local construction worker Emilio Sanchez took his usual stage-side seat at The Dollhouse, Ohio’s Premie...
  • Commuter plane crashes into cemetery, 22,306 confirmed dead.
    Heath, OH - A small plane crashed without warning yesterday, landing in Heaven’s Gate Cemetery and killing all 22,306 people on board. “Thi...

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