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Women still refuse to believe they will fit in picture.

EVERYWHERE, WORLD – An impromptu photo session of old college friends after dinner revealed that women on the edges of the as...

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?

Where in the world is Heath, Ohio?
Good question. Heath is located east of Columbus, Ohio. With a population of over 10,000 inhabitants, Heath is a bustling community with roads, houses, some stop lights, a few drug dealers, and a small band of feral malcontents.

In addition to being home to America's Least Reliable News Source, the fair town of Heath is also the home of the Indian Mound Mall, a Denny's, and several nice people.

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    By Karl Malone, Guest Commentator You may ask yourself, why would Karl Malone write a Karl Malone editorial in a small-town, two-bit online ...
  • Man calls in sick to doctor's appointment.
    HEATH, OH — Joseph Bloom, 59 of nearby Buckeye Lake, has called in sick to cancel an appointment with his general practitioner, Dr. Arthur G...
  • Self-described ‘Philanderthropist’ donates sperm all over town.
    Columbus, OH — According to German Village resident Tony Knapp, he’s the Andrew Carnegie of love. Carnegie, one of history’s most renowne...
  • Sex definition not yet worthy of hipster lexicon.
    Heath, OH — A local man is irritated that his sexual definition hasn’t made it into the national subversive sexual acts glossary. “Ask anyo...
  • 15 minutes later, German-Chinese restaurant patrons hungry for power
    Heath, OH - The China-Haus on Main Street, downtown, is bringing new meaning to the term “power lunch.” 15 minutes or so after you’ve read ...
  • Area business “going out of business.” Again.
    Westerville, OH - Andrews Jewelers is closing. Again. This time, it’ll shutter its doors for good on Friday, August 28. You guessed it. Eve...
  • Activists petition to change name of George Washington Carver
    ST. LOUIS, MO — A newly-formed activist group, Black Names Matter, has circulated a petition at Change.org to change the name of pioneering ...

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