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Where in the hell is Heath, Ohio?

Where in the hell is Heath, Ohio?
Good question. Heath is located east of Columbus, Ohio. With a population of over 10,000 inhabitants, Heath is a bustling community with roads, houses, some stop lights, a few drug dealers, and a small band of feral malcontents.

In addition to being home to America's Least Reliable News Source, the fair town of Heath is also the home of the Indian Mound Mall, a Denny's, and several nice people.

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