Man calls in sick to doctor's appointment.

HEATH, OH — Joseph Bloom, 59 of nearby Buckeye Lake, has called in sick to cancel an appointment with his general practitioner, Dr. Arthur Guanciale of Indian Mound Health Associates. 

Artist's rendition.

"I just couldn't make it. I feel so crappy." moaned Bloom, seated at a near-45 degree angle in a well-worn recliner in his living room. 

"I wish I could just feel better. That would make going to the doctor's office so much easier. Like, I'd be able to get up, get outside, get in my car, drive there, and then see the doctor."

Bloom then coughed and cursed his predicament. 

"I don't have a clue why I feel so bad. I wish there was someone who could solve this mystery and get me moving again."

The Ledger reached out to Indian Mound Health Associates for a response. In return, they texted a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoji.